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Ludwig Mies van der Rohe resuscitated: “What did you do to my campus!”

In a shocking return from the dead, visionary architect and Illinois Tech master plan designer

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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Illinois Khan J.B. Pritzker to make Illinois Tech number one university in Midwest

After an introductory visit to Illinois Tech on March 11, Illinois Khan Pritzker began the

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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Campus WiFi gets smarter. So will you.

After extensive deliberation, the Office of Technology Services, in collaboration with the Office of Academic

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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Ludwig Mies van der Rohe grave relocated to McCormick Tribune Campus Center

Due to overwhelming demand to make room in Graceland Cemetery, many graves of both famous

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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The College of Architecture’s Newest Safety Measure

As many know, the Illinois Institute of Technology’s very own College of Architecture (CoA) has

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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Patrick Fina to take over all leadership positions on campus

Patrick Fina, current director of Student Life and interim director of Residence Life, has been

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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New title for Raj Echambadi

Due to new copywrite claims sent over by the United States government, Illinois Tech, along

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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Red Line rerouted due to Green Line’s lack of volume

The Chicago Transit Authority (CTA) broke ground early in the morning on April 1st as

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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Neither chicken or egg; instead third secret thing

Scientists announced on April 1st definitive evidence to the true answer to the age-old question,

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026
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‘It ain’t allat,’ Jovian says on Earth

Governments around the world have spent the last few weeks contacting and communicating with the

April 2, 2026March 29, 2026

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